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Living Room Before (March 7, 2002) -  We remind you of the horrors inflicted on our living room floor by the bloody vandals who effected the 1989 remuddle. Living Room After (Aug. 16, 2002) - Here is the glossy and sensational new floor.  It took an extraordinarily long time, many frantic phone calls, and ultimately threats to achieve this result.  We do not exaggerate when we say that despite his reasonable rates and easy charm, dealing with this flooring contractor was one of the low points in this entire process.  As Elaine said to Jerry, "You know, sometimes when I think you're the shallowest man I've ever met, you somehow manage to drain a little more out of the pool."